"99 Problems But a Wife Ain't One" Unisex T-Shirt

Say hello to your new favorite shirt—and goodbye to the “better half” who made life worse. Whether you’re dodging their calls or finally able to block them, this tee is your post-divorce victory lap in wearable form.

Soft, durable, and 100% ex-drama-free, it’s perfect for everything from happy hours to awkward run-ins at the grocery store. The bold design does all the talking, so you don’t have to explain why your weekends are suddenly wide open.

This shirt is more than clothing; it’s a statement. A declaration. A middle finger in cotton-polyester-blend form. Bonus: It pairs great with a smug grin and zero alimony payments.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for awkward stares at PTA meetings.

• 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester